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| Yet Another Example of Capitalism |
One day, while wandering through the woods I inhabited, I happened upon a plane crash. Millions dead, blood and guts everywhere, very terrible. Anyway, the important thing was that in the wreckage I found a digital camera and a laptop, along with a power generator, phone lines, an internet company, a phone company, a house, a neighborhood on my third trip, a school, and Dr. Nick. Oh right, there was one survivor of the plane crash. I still inhabit the woods thrity-some odd years later, and yet I maintain my youthful figure of 17. Maybe it was that salsa I ate thirty-some years ago. Dr. Nick thinks so. But in thirty years I have taken many pictures interacting with the common folk in the town forty months away from my woodland home. Yes, it really takes forty months, at least for as long as I am maintaining my woods are secluded from people. I now aim to please by sharing my wonderful pictures. You shall enjoy.
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